ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
Our king has fallen
when u and ur friends meet up after not seeing each other for ages
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Laughing so hard at the fix
hey bee apologists, if you like them so much why don’t you marry them and spend your honeymoon with them in a moon made out of honey
top gear tho
when u and ur friends look fresh af
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
When straight guys eat a banana
sign me the fuck up
the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be