The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
HERE IT IS AGAIN GET USED TO IT BITCHES BECAUSE THIS IS MY THIRD TIME REBLOGGING THIS IN 5 MINUTES I AM SERIOUSLY NEVER NOT GOING TO REBLOG THIS
SAMS HAIR IS SHORTER I REPEAT SAMS HAIR IS SHORTER
REALLY? WAS THAT THE ONLY THING YOU NOTICED ABOUT JARED? WAS THAT THE ONLY THING?
BUUT JENSENS HAIR IS FUCKING BLONDE
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life
this is just a few what I have seen lately
I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.
oh hell no
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
How to read a George Orwell book:
1. Open book
2. Read book
3. Close book
4. Stare off in to space for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour