my name is Melanie but you can call me

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efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

  • you: mm babe suck on my toes
  • me:
  • me: my mama said i gotta come home right now immediately

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

rose-j:

This is my kinda pool party

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

foulmouthedliberty:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN, PART 2

noobtheloser:

Plot twist: “YOU RUINED INTO MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.”

unclefather:

videohall:

Amazing Entrance. Amazing pose.

9/10